Grossman’s Gambling Guide Recap-CFB Week 2 Chip Kelly is Officially Dead

Another solid week for Head Honcho. This week was not as stellar as last week but it was not a bad week either. A couple of real bad beats and the death of Chip Kelly led to some losses. The season overall has still been a huge success and I will continue to provide for you for the rest of the season!

Yesterday ATS-3-2

Yesterday O/U-1-2

Overall ATS-11-4

Overall O/U-6-3

Ohio @ Pittsburgh (Pick: Pitt -4)

This one was never really in doubt. Pitt was up 14 at the half and the defense shut down Ohio’s offense. Kenny Pickett went fuckin crazy for 321 yards to make sure they covered the spread!

Texas A&M @ Clemson (Pick: Clemson -16.5) Bad Beat of the Week

This is why I fucking hate taking big point spreads! It gets to a point where the game is decided but teams still keep playing and trying to score. That is exactly what happened here. It didn’t help that A&M’s defense was kind of good and slowed down Etienne and Lawrence as much as possible. Then Kellen Mond tore my heart out with a touchdown pass to backdoor cover with 6 fucking seconds left! They were down 21 and scored to cut the lead to 14 with 6 fucking seconds left! UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!

Nebraska @ Colorado (Pick: Colorado +4)

This one looked real bad in the first half. In a rivalry game on the road Scott Frost had his team fucking ready. They jumped out to a 17-0 lead and that was the lead at the half. Then Colorado drank some of Michael’s Special Stuff and came out on fire in the second half. They outscored Nebraska 31-14 in the second half and won in OT. What a fucking cover by the Buffaloes!

LSU @ Texas (Pick: Texas +6.5)

What a fucking game this was. It 100% lived up to the hype! Joe Burrow had his national coming out party and inserted himself right into the thick of the Heisman conversation! He was the third QB in LSU history to throw for over 400 yards and completely fucked me over in the process! It was slow going until we hit about 2 minutes left in the first half and then LSU started the scoring. Texas stormed back but fell just short in a great fucking game! What was not great about this fucking game was Texas not covering by half a fucking point! HORNS FUCKING DOWN!

Syracuse @ Maryland (Pick: Maryland -1.5)

BLOWOUT CITY! Maryland dominated this game from start to finish and the Orange were never closer than 15 points after the first quarter. Maryland might be for fucking real! Either way, easiest pick of the day!

Syracuse @ Maryland (Pick: Over 58)

Never in fucking doubt! Maryland covered this by themselves! Easiest money I ever made!

San Diego St. @ UCLA (Pick: Over 45.5)

Chip Kelly is officially fucking dead! I know he doesn’t have all his recruits yet, but 14 fucking points at home against SDSU?!? COME THE FUCK ON CHIP! You are supposed to be an offensive guru! You were supposed to get UCLA football back on the map! Instead, you just fucking buried them and yourself 6 feet deep! What an idiot I am for having faith in him!

Arkansas @ Ole Miss (Pick: Over 50.5)

This one seemed like a surefire loss, until Arkansas brought stud QB Nick Starkel. Then everything got going for both teams, especially in the fourth quarter. I will say if Starkel starts this game for the Hogs they probably hit this over sometime in the 3rd quarter. Either way, tough pill to swallow watching it get to fucking 48!

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