For All the Fuckin Degenerate Gamblers I Am Here To Win YOU Some Money With the 2019 NFL Vegas Win Total Projections

I am a man of the people! That is why I come to you today with every NFL team’s Vegas win projections and my predictions for those teams. Sports gambling is growing extremely fast throughout the country and here you will find a one stop shop for all the advice you need this year. Let’s get into it!

Arizona Cardinals-5.5 Wins (Over +110 Under -130) Kliff Kingsbury could not win games at Texas Tech. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. UNDER!

Atlanta Falcons-8.5 Wins (Over -120 Under +100) Gimme the under on the Falcons. They have a great offense, but a tough schedule with a mediocre defense lead to another diasppointing season in ATL. UNDER

Baltimore Ravens-8 Wins (Over -135 Under +115) Gimme the under on the Ravens too. I do not trust Lamar Jackson to win 9 games this year. They have the Chiefs and Rams on their schedule plus their divisional games and I just do not see it. UNDER

Buffalo Bills-7.5 Wins (Over +120 Under -140) Horrible odds but I will take the under. The Bills just aren’t there yet. Trending in the right direction but 8 wins is pretty high. UNDER

Carolina Panthers-8 Wins (Over -135 Under +115) This is a tough one, but I will take the under. Cam may not be healthy and I don’t think they have enough weapons to steal wins they will need this year. UNDER

Chicago Bears-9 Wins (Over -105 Under -115) Gimme this over all fucking day! Top 3 defense in football with enough weapons to win at least 10 games. OVER

Cincinnati Bengals-5.5 Wins (Over -130 Under +110) Under! Under! Under! Way too tough of a schedule to see this team winning 6 games. UNDER

Cleveland Browns-9 Wins (Over -110 Under -110) The Browns are the team is everyone loves this year! I will say I dont love them, but I do see them winning 10 games this year. OVER

Dallas Cowboys-9 Wins (Over +110 Under -130) With or without Zeke the Cowboys have a solid chance at 10-11 wins. OVER

Denver Broncos-7 Wins (Over -110 Under -110) Tough schedule, they may get to 7 wins but I definitely dont see 8 wins. UNDER

Detroit Lions-7 Wins (Over +100 Under -120) Not enough weapons to win 8 games. UNDER

Green Bay Packers-9 Wins (Over -110 Under -110) Rodgers and company under a new HC. I’m betting on Rodgers. OVER

Houston Texans-8 Wins (Over -110 Under -110) THE LOCK OF THE FUCKING YEAR RIGHT HERE! HAMMER THE OVER!

Indianapolis Colts-10 Wins (Over +105 Under -125) With Andrew Luck’s health in doubt…again, I don’t see them competing. UNDER

Jacksonville Jaguars-7.5 Wins (Over -125 Under +105) Huge believer in Big Dick Nick Foles! OVER

Kansas City Chiefs-10.5 Wins (Over +100 Under -120) Pat Mahomes is ready to drag his nuts all over the NFL. OVER

LA Chargers-10 Wins (Over -110 Under -110) Phillip Rivers and his 25 fucking kids find a way to 11-12 wins. OVER

LA Rams-10 Wins (Over +100 Under -120) McVay over everything! OVER

Miami Dolphins-4.5 Wins (Over -130 Under +110) I see a few games they may steal but they really will be fucking trash. UNDER

Minnesota Vikings-9 Wins (Over -105 Under -115) I like them for 9 wins, but they have enough talent to sneak one out they shouldn’t win. OVER

New England Patriots-11.5 Wins (Over +120 Under -140) They will lose one or two in the beginning of the season they shouldn’t but the regular season isn’t what they’re here for. UNDER

New Orleans Saints-10 Wins (Over +100 Under -120) Extremely tough early seson schedule but I think they bounce back and get to 11. OVER

New York Giants-6 Wins (Over +120 Under -140) *Checks to see if Eli is still starting* UNDER

New York Jets-7.5 Wins (Over -120 Under +100) There is enough young talent to sneak to 8 or 9 wins this year. OVER

Oakland Raiders-6 Wins (Over +105 Under -125) Tough schedule with 4 against KC and LAC plus 4 against tough NFC North. UNDER

Philadelphia Eagles-10.5 (Over +125 Under -145) This seems high but I am really high on Wentz and the Eagles this year. OVER

Pittsburgh Steelers-9 Wins (Over -125 Under +105) Everybody is sleeping on them and I get the feeling they like it that way. OVER

SF 49ers-8.5 (Over +100 Under -120) This seems high for a guy who only has 10 starts and is coming off ACL injusry. They have some real young talent and I hope they prove me wrong but..UNDER

Seattle Seahawks-8.5 Wins (Over -120 Under +100) Still a solid defense and Russ playing QB will get them 9 wins. OVER

TB Buccanneers-6.5 Wins (Over +100 Under -120) I’m all in on Jameis having a breakout year. OVER

Tennessee Titans-7.5 Wins (Over -120 Under +100) Mariotta FUCKING BLOWS! UNDER

Washington Redskins-6.5 Wins (Over +140 Under 160) Only job for the Redskins this year is to develop Haskins. DO NOT FUCK THAT UP TRYING TO WIN GAMES! UNDER

You’re fucking welcome for the money you are about to win! Let me know what you think about where I had your team.

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