Astros Put Up 23 On Miserable Orioles

Listen, we all knew the Orioles were a shitshow this season, but yesterday they reached a new low. Everyone got in on the action as the Astros scored 23 runs against the turrible Orioles. At the center of all of it was rookie Yordan Alvarez homering 3 times. The Astros may be the best team in baseball and they just sent a message to the entire league that their offense is no fucking joke.